Buttons Best Buy October 2014
Welcome cheese lovers, after months of nagging these numb nuts they have finally given me my own piece of the pie around here. Yep that’s right, every month from now on I will be picking a game to award my very own “Best Buy Award” to. Usually I get to play games all day long, as I lounge around occasionally running across the keyboard as someone is writing just to piss them off. So I got to thinking, why don’t I tell you guys what I think, I am sure you are sick of this lot by now.
After many answers consisting of “No, No way, Get the hell out of my PC”, and the occasional “F*** O**”, I got my way. Anyway this typing shit is tiring when you are this small so I won’t be boring you guys with too many details every month, and to be honest I am so lazy this took me all month to write. Buttons Best Buy will be my pick out of all the games released during that month, and I am basing my conclusion on, well whatever the hell I like, it is called Buttons Best Buy and not Your Best Buy after all. During October we had many great releases across the platforms, but Alien Isolation stood out for me, mainly because it scared the living cheese out of me on a number of occasions. Believe me cheese is not something you want running out the backend, as it tends to be sticky rather than runny, and you can find yourself dragging that crap around for a while.
Alien Isolation saved Sega and the Alien franchise after that complete and utter mess they called Colonial Marines, that was definitely something that ended up being chewed and used in my mattress. Let’s face it, it was either that or wipe my ass with it, and it was a bit big for my furry ass. The large guy with the bum fluff he calls a beard did a review of Alien Isolation which you can read here, if you want, personally he bores me and is rather mean when it comes to sharing his snacks. Part of the Alien series, the game is set in 2137, 15 years after the events of Alien and 42 years prior to Aliens. The game follows Amanda, who is investigating the disappearance of her mother Ellen Ripley. Amanda is transferred to the space station Sevastopol to find the flight recorder of the Nostromo only to discover an Alien has terrorized the station and killed the vast majority of the crew. Along the way I lost many lives and am still picking the cheese from my ass, but I loved it and I am sure you will share my sentiment. Hey if you don’t I don’t really care, as I have said this is my slice of the pie.
Below you can watch the greedy Sasquatch play some of the Challenge Mode from Alien Isolation, as he hides like a girl from the Alien. So to sum it all up Alien Isolation gets the Buttons Best Buy Award for October 2014, tune in next month when I will be choosing another title to award, if this thing works out they might let me do a Buttons Bollocks Award, mmmmmm.